I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dick very happy bro
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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