turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
wow bdsm is so cute
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