I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it