So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
