Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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