North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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