I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
COCAINE IS GR8
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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