i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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