this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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