I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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