Cold hands, warm shart.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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