Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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