so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't think brook has ever known best
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
how drunk are you?
Several
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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