im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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