Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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