He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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