im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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