Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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