Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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