that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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