she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize