I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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