Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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