Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Alive.
So much puke
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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