Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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