my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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