Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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