Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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