like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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