what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Oh Jesus.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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