he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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