If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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