how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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