i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
