The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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