I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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