I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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