just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
God I need to hump something, right now.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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