I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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