If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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