The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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