We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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