I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
