This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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