Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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