if i can run in heels then i can drive
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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