But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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