...so i touched it.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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