So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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