Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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