How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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