I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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