Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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