Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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