The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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