i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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