Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
